Eric Oestreicher (which literally means "Austrian") surveys his land
Eric may seem like a benevolent ruler, but he has strict control over the populace, much like the puppeteer over his marionette
I sure feel manly
You schmuck
The guy taking the corner kick is the captain of the Austrian national team. Every Austrian fan wanted to kill him every time he touched the ball (apparently the professional team he plays for is the rival of the team that plays in the stadium this game was held at - think A-Rod coming up to bat playing for the US national team at Fenway Park)
More soccer hooliganism (Austria lost to Scotland 1-0)
For a while, we got caught behind this giant banner, which I believe loosely translated to "Go f--k yourself, Austrian team captain"
A bunch of Scottish fans (including this guy in the kilt) were staying at our hostel
A little coffee recharge at Cafe Hawelka
Umm, don't ask
West siiiiiiide, baby
A bar in the Bermuda Triangle neighborhood of Vienna
Another bar in the Bermuda Triangle
A club called FLEX, featuring an Austrian reggae singer and an American rapper
Urinal at FLEX - Europeans sure love their soccer
Heading out on a bike tour 
We ended the bike tour with beers at Leidseplein. Our trusty tour guide lost 3 people along the way.
Look at those swank mofos, ready for a night out 
Okay, maybe not that swank 
Waiting for our table at Cinema Paradiso 
Finishing dinner with cigars and port 
Tourists? Us? Naaaah... 
You know how I know you're gay? You take pictures of the Homomonument 
Fancy dinner night 
Martini or red wine? Yes. 
Post-dinner scotch and cigars
Chilling in the room late night 
